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Purple Demotivational Poster


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung ass-backward.


ANARCHY -


TAGS: anarchy sign a purple color
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 4:56 am
This literally sums up what I think of governments, with a little extra from the previous comments, ha ha.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm
Oh good. Now I know
rerun - August 20, 2011, 7:06 pm

You know, we really try to keep this place family safe. People here are smart enough to figure out what you meant without bypassing the google filter and spelling it out.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:56 pm
*c. ...u...n... ts
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
punchline: counts sounds dangerously close to cunts
Darlin - August 20, 2011, 6:47 pm
well, it would be a c word anyway lol
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:37 am
Following the formula wouldn't we have Counts?
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:12 am
excellent... 5L
pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:00 am
5L's and fav'd.


SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.


TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
TTH LOL!!!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I goddamn double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the shit out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass motherfucker. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? Damn Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
time*
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


PURPLE HAZE - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple haze all in brain
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Budog

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:21 am
Don't feel bad, before he joined the 27 club, Jimi himself probably didn't even know what it meant.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:30 am
cool... can I delete the first comment? lol
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
And Robert Plant sang about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg...
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:36 pm
LMAO, dude it is a reference from the era if Jimi Hendrix,black light posters, copious amounts acid etc, The 70's were the good old days. Shit I would go back in a heartbeat...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm
...then, I think you need to 5ee a doctor


HELL YES! -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 3.65/5

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WAL-MART - The only place where you'll see this.




PURPLE MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


VULGAR PURPLE MONKEYS -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 3.79/5

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bear4lyfe - November 22, 2011, 11:36 pm
Is it wrong that this turns me on? >^.^


PURPLE -


TAGS: purple funny motivational posters
Rating: 2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 3:08 am
You just had one."User Control Panel"..."Profile"..."Edit Avatar" - then you can upload your pic. But don't bother if you're gonna bash Americans or anyone else.....we don't need any more Timmies.
Aldous Perevzky - January 11, 2010, 3:01 am
how can i upload an avatar do you know?


REPUBLICANS -


TAGS: republican purple hearts
Rating: 3.36/5

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IllicoPresto - August 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Don't forget, more Democrats have served in the military than Republicans. Having "been there," they're not as quick to put troops' lives on the line.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:47 pm
I was all for turning Afghanistan into molten glass, they attacked us. Iraq should've thrown their own damn revolution, instead of Congress buying BS about WMD's and non-existent ties between Saddam and Al Queda.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:45 pm
Depends on the Democrat. Some do, others realize we do need one for self-defense but want it to remain just that instead of invading other countries in wars against "isms".
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
Democrats aren't AGAINST the military. It just offends them to think they need one. "Violence never solved anything." - anonymous, Hiroshima
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:25 pm
FaultySwitch, they're not against the Military, Military veterans get better treatment and VA funding during Dem presidencies, Republicans just send them off to get killed (and then slash funding for when they get hurt and survive).
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:10 pm
why is the democratic party so against the military that keeps them safe at night. it blows my mind every time i think about it.
KDP3 - June 19, 2009, 5:52 pm
They are making fun of a man that gos around declaring himself a war hero but never stand up for what he believed in. Now ask what dos the Democratic Congress treat our Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Cubby Fan - June 26, 2009, 4:44 pm
If she was aiming for stupid... Bullseye!!!
firefly - June 4, 2009, 3:31 pm
Me too
But still - March 26, 2009, 7:05 am
I'd hit it.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:15 am
freaky is nice though


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED -


TAGS: purple is the color of unsatisfied women
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by forseti

5150monkeylove - October 22, 2010, 9:43 am
I didn't vote on this one the first time I saw it. (I wasn't sure) Now I am a little dizzy after staring at this for a bit the second time around. Great illusion! Even though 3 are showing, I give 5 confused screws.
pzykosiz - October 21, 2010, 7:04 pm
i'll assume you bought this at IKEA. 5L's


THE PURPLE NURPLE -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



PURPLE -


TAGS: stalker hair purple follow cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:54 pm
Trying to follow, but she just stands there taunting me! Maybe I shouldn't have giving it a 5L, you damn tease Cubby! lol
Cubbybear - February 2, 2011, 9:17 am
(dirty) Mind reader :)
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 8:59 am
I miss Porcelina too..5L...67148


LOOK FRED... - Dino and I got drunk one night and, well... I named our son after me. He came out purple and could speak English, so we give him up for adoption. But now he stars in a TV show, so...


TAGS: purple assignment
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 4:29 am
@TOC I'm gonna let you have this one, You earned it.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 4:07 am
Remember when I told you 'Pick your battles'? I picked mine. It's done.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 4:05 am
Awwww... You're sweet. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 4:04 am
For being Amesome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 4:04 am
Got it, thanks. I could hug you right now......But that would only be punishing you.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 4:00 am
Do check your PMs. I've provided a short, uninteresting explanation. LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:59 am
What? Did change your hair or something?......I'm no good at these things......XD
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:56 am
You didn't notice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:56 am
? you've lost me.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:55 am
I'm good! I'm on pins and needles, though. I want me a verdict!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:54 am
Sorry to hear that.....Keep your chin up.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:46 am
No, and I actually get to drive back home tomorrow. : We had a situation, however. You know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:42 am
You're up late TOC........Granddad must be watching the kids in the am.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:39 am
Just as long as you call me..............XD
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:36 am
I shall now call you Rainbow Brite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:34 am
I've said too much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:33 am
I never said I sniffed them....
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:30 am
Ya know, sniffing the washable markers just doesn't have the same effect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:28 am
You're all thinking it so I'll just admit it.......I liked the markers....but I didn't eat them.......................
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:24 am
I was always partial to the colored pencils, myself. They actually do a remarkable job at cleaning the crayola wax out of one's teeth!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 3:22 am
Tastes like potato?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 3:21 am
Obviously, you didn't try the peach one.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 3:19 am
I passed that with flying colors! I learned crayons taste like purple.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 3:16 am
Don't mind Goat.... his extensive experience of 170 comments and 2 posters (1/5 and 2.3/5) shows an expertise that you just can't learn from.... well, remedial kindergarten.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:14 am
Don't listen to him Veg....This one is epic, It got my 5L.
Produceman117 - January 12, 2010, 3:13 am
Okay. By all means, find it for me and point it out.
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 2:12 am
This one would be funnier if it involved Wilma or Betty and Barney - there must be a good one there in the Hanna Barbara archives that this caption would work well with!


HIT GIRL - Pre-teen,perky,punky,pretty princess... ...and she purple too! Too bad Nick cage is your dad




PURPLE HEART -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:41 pm
@Moo+, yeah then instead of a purple heart, they should be awarded the yellow belly.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
not just the countrymen
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 9:05 am
My pleasure Sick. High praise from you, especially since this is the first pic I shopped together. It was the best I could think of for purple.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2010, 8:54 am
Unless he shot himself in the foot to get sent home sooner.
sickartist - January 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Thanks Phydeaux 5L


OMNIPOTENCE -




A QUICK JOKE - Q: What's the difference between pink and purple? A: Your grip.


TAGS: get a grip its just a joke assignment for january 11 purple
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 8:19 pm
ROR!


PURPLE TONGUES -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - January 11, 2010, 2:16 am
No . But she does have a kinky brother with a video camera
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:53 pm
Does she haaaaaave a sister?


PURPLE -


TAGS: purple
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

booger13 - March 30, 2010, 5:31 pm
um , this is Sasha Grey right Oo *that chick is a total WTF when she is on camera*


70'S ROCK PART III - "Respect the classics, man" -Fillmore from "Cars" the movie.




I DONT GIVE A -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -


TAGS: purple day thanks for the tribute earlier rerun no good deed goes unpunished
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:24 pm

Grey - I just read the tags....reap what you sow, reap what you sow.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:54 pm

yeah, it did. nothing like a bad pun.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm
They all fall for that quality.
MrRandom - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm
Ugghhhhhh, that hurt to read rerun.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm

thank god, Moooooooooooooooo is udderly unpredictible
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:52 pm
Crooked cop, huh Grey?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:51 pm
You're in the back seat, being taught the finer points of motifaking by moooooo. But don't worry.... he's handcuffed.... as you requested.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:50 pm
I hate to disappoint you aggy, I really do, but, you're not on the Motifake safety patrol. you're on the actual Motifake police squad.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:48 pm

who is who here?
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:48 pm
did you notice the embroidery?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:46 pm
Ummmmmmmm..... yeah.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:45 pm

that must make me Sundance
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:32 pm
nice hat ;)
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:23 pm
I look butch!


Change of heart -


TAGS: growth red blue lilac purple
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:14 pm
Purple is my favorite color. Sometimes though, the differences can't be overcome. Niiiiiiice!! 5L


PURPLE RAIN -




HONEY, IT'S BEEN OVER FOUR HOURS - MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THE HOUSE DOCTOR




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